You may or may not remember a satire entry I wrote a while back entitled Culture Warriors UNITE!! Well, if you don't, you can't read it now for legal reasons.
On a whim I submitted it to a Christian satire magazine called the Wittenburg Door (with some alterations), and I heard back from them today that it has been accepted and will be published in their next issue.
This sounds like a good excuse to purchase and devour part of, or perhaps even a whole cake.