Sunday, November 26, 2006

POC Public Service Announcement

Attention sports writers...

While there is no denying that Ohio State is on top of the college football world right now, and has been all season, there is something in which you need to show better judgment.

If you want to be taken seriously, you need to stop using words like "overpowered" and "dominated" when referring to the most recent OSU-Michigan game.

42-39 is neither overpowering nor domination. It is scraping by. It is making it out alive. It is clutching the top spot by one finger and being thankful that your defense was only slightly better than the other's.

Choose your words more responsibly. In the meantime, approach the particular writer that came up with the tagline on your most recent Sports Illustrated and give him an extreme wedgie.

Thank you. That is all.