My Birthday is in February

Scene: a Subway restaurant. The POC household steps in to pick up some quick dinner before Mrs. Jeff does homework. As Jeff details what he wants on his chicken breast sandwich, "My Lovin'" by En Vogue begins playing overhead.

Jeff: Wow...I haven't heard this song in years.

Mrs. Jeff: What...like 1987?

Jeff: This didn't come out in 1987. More like 1992.

Girl Behind Counter: Yeah...not my era.

Jeff: What? What year were you born?

Second Girl Behind Counter: 1992.

Original Girl Behind Counter: 1989.

Jeff: That's insane...

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