Monday, April 30, 2007

I'm Sick of Writing

I'm sick of writing.

I don't want to do it any more.

In fact, I'm so sick of writing that I'm writing this to tell you how much I'm sick of writing.

I'm using this medium to communicate to you how sick I am of using this medium to communicate how sick I am of this medium. And of communicating. With this medium.

It's time to let this blog go and never come back.

Except I will check in from time to time just to make sure that the blog doesn't disappear. I did have some good stuff on here, in my opinion.

But no more new stuff. No. No more. This is the last new stuff that I do.

This will be the last word that I write.

Except "this" wasn't the last word that I wrote.

"Wrote" is.

Now "is" is.

Now "'is' is" is.

Except those were the last two words that I wrote.

Now "wrote" is again.

Or was.

Now "was" was.

Or is.

But anyway, no more writing. I'm sick of it.

I'm gone. Forever.

Not physically. Or metaphysically. Just blog-aphysically.

I made up a word just now.

I'm sick of making up new words.

I just want to use the same old crappy ones.

And I'm just going to say them. No more writing them. Because I'm sick of writing.

So no more, starting now.

Or right after I post this.

Or after I'm done answering comments from people who want me to stay. Or after I'm done arguing with people who leave comments saying how much they're glad I'm done. Yeah, after I'm done writing about how dumb they are, I'm done.

So done. So very done. Absolutely done. Unequivocally done, done, and really done.

I hope that my writing this showed you how sick I am of writing.

If it didn't, you'll see soon enough.

And if you still don't, I'm going to keep writing until you do.

And then after that I'll stop.


Anonymous said...


Stay. Please?


Iterations said...

So, what are you trying to say! :-).

I've not commented much but always keep up to date with what you've written in the past. Sorry your stopping but all the best


Living the Biblios said...

Say it's not true: "it's better to burnout than to fade away" (Neil Young)

Jeff Nelson said...

This entry had a 50/50 chance of working.

Hopefully the next one I write will work better.


Jeff Nelson said...

Please tell me somebody around here "gets" it.:(

Jules said...

Ummmmm......a writer who no longer wants to write suffering from writer's block trying to write about not wanting to write anymore.....? ;-)

Mystical Seeker said...

This is absolutely the last comment I am going to leave in response to your blog.

Mystical Seeker said...

Well, no, actually, THIS will be the last comment. That is, until I leave another comment.

Jeff Nelson said...

Okay, good.


Sally said...

I hear you- sadly I hear you

Mary Beth said...

I get it! I think!

:) Mary Beth

Anonymous said...

To paraphrase a line from an old movie, "He is wise who wisely writes that which is wise to write." Or not write, in this case :)

EMarie said...

I'm a little late, but I get it.