Sunday, June 10, 2007

5 Things to Help Offset the Recent Fluff I've Tried to Pass Off as "Posting"

~I realized yesterday that my hometown's weird tradition of having fireworks the weekend after the 4th of July will this year fall on the same day as my stupid high school reunion. So I'll be in town either way because I really like their fireworks.

~9:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. tonight is Super Sacred Hour. I'm serious. Leave me alone for that hour. Stay away. STAY!

~If you're like me, you know that today marks the actual halfway point of the month. Why? Because it's the second Sunday of four. I'm sure that many pastors are nodding, and many normal people are shaking their heads in shame.

~Today's sermon will be a revamped version of one that I preached in Eden's chapel over three years ago. It's all about how, when graduation speakers mention "entering the real world," they're really really wrongly wrong in a wrong way.

~The Tigers are driving me nuts. They almost lost yesterday, but then Todd Jones SAVED~! them. I mean it...he actually SAVED~! them. Enough of this close call stuff, man.