To Whom It May Concern:

Just because we're a church, it doesn't automatically mean that I as the pastor am going to appreciate your free copies of Why the Heathen Secularists Must Be Forced to Look at the Ten Commandments in Courtrooms and Why All Muslims--Yes, Even the Nice Ones--Are Evil and Why We As Good War-Supporting Christians Need to Pray that America Attacks More Countries Soon.

Stop sending me your crappy books.

Thank you.

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