A Meme Where You List Four Things that I Think Was Meant More for Chicks

4 crushes:


1. Molly - elementary school. I went through the whole "gave her a valentine and then got crushed" thing with her.

2. Andrea - high school. Looking back, it's a good thing we stayed in the "friend zone."

3. Katy - college. After an entire semester of flirting, we went on exactly one date and to this day I don't know what turned her off.

4. Coffeewife - college. I'd basically thought of her as a long shot after a very long and winding story, but now we've been married five years.


4 Pieces of Clothing I wish I still owned (and/or that still fit):



1. A dark blue dress shirt that somehow got stains on it

2. A pair of black boots that wore out

3. My favorite pair of Structure boxers (you asked for it)

4. A Michigan tie that I haven't been able to find for years


4 names I’ve been called at one time or another:


1. Taco. Yeah, seriously.

2. Bongo Boy - play the bongos for little kids once, and they'll drive it into the ground

3. Bartok - my fraternity pledge name

4. Reverend. Dude, just my name is fine.



4 Professions I secretly Want to Try:

1. Actor

2. Coffeeshop owner

3. Magazine columnist

4. College chaplain


4 Musicians I’d most want to go on a date with:


1. Kelly Clarkson

2. Jeff the Girl from Five Iron Frenzy

3. Petra Haden from The Decemberists

4. KT Tunstall


4 Foods I’d rather Throw than Eat:

1. Communion wafers

2. Lima beans

3. Peas

4. Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches - the last thing I ate before an episode of food poisoning. I've barely been able to look at them since.


4 Things I Like to Sniff:

1. Cinnamon rolls

2. Autumn rain

3. Coffee

4. Red wine

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