This week the 2007 Weblog Awards were announced, and I have some great news!
Philosophy Over Coffee wasn't even nominated! Neither of its readers thought to wander over to give it a mention!
That means that this blog will not receive the extra couple hits that a win surely would have produced!
It also means that I will not receive any sort of grand prize in the mail that surely accompanies such an honor, like a million dollar cash prize, or an exotic trip, or a free Frosty at Wendy's! I won't even get to tell my friends and family about the really neat online award that I won and thus receive such acclaim and shouts of joy and congratulation, or at least a few bowed heads shaking in shame!
My recognition for spending hours upon hours this past year filling out memes, writing riveting original essays, and depriving myself of daylight will have to wait another year.
Nevertheless, faithful audience, I thank you for reading. Some day I will properly be honored for the time that I really should be spending with flesh-and-blood human beings!
(HT to Serotoninrain)