Last night my buddy The Masked Doctoral Student called to tell me that he's accepted a teaching position at a small college in Grand Rapids. I already have a good friend from seminary living in that area. My brother is getting his Masters at a university in Detroit.
And here I am. South.
Did you know that there's a UCC church searching in Ann Arbor? Just sayin'.
Nah, it's not so bad in Ohio. There are lots of people here who like me and whom I like. Plus the Tigers assured themselves a spot in the ALCS last week. Now if only a certain school can secure a coach that eats sweatervests...
In other news, try to justify spending $1.3 million on your church's Christmas pageant.