Of course, I prefer to teach my kids the old way for the coming zombie invasion. We watch old Fulci and Romero movies, and keep shotguns an machetes on hand!
While I mean no disrespect to you or your methods, old Fulci and Romero movies will not prepare your young well enough. The classics are great, but your kids will be vastly outmaneuvered by the zombies of late, who are apparently the reason why I get carded every time I buy a decongestant(see Resident Evil and 28 Days / Weeks later).
Using the old Romero movies to teach your kids how to survive a zombie invasion today is like trying to learn computer programming from a book written in Romero's era. It's quaint, but at the end of the day, you're dead if you expect what you learned to work.
-That guy from Chicago (who actually prefers the old, slow, ominous zombies)
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That's hysterical!
Of course, I prefer to teach my kids the old way for the coming zombie invasion. We watch old Fulci and Romero movies, and keep shotguns an machetes on hand!
While I mean no disrespect to you or your methods, old Fulci and Romero movies will not prepare your young well enough. The classics are great, but your kids will be vastly outmaneuvered by the zombies of late, who are apparently the reason why I get carded every time I buy a decongestant(see Resident Evil and 28 Days / Weeks later).
Using the old Romero movies to teach your kids how to survive a zombie invasion today is like trying to learn computer programming from a book written in Romero's era. It's quaint, but at the end of the day, you're dead if you expect what you learned to work.
-That guy from Chicago (who actually prefers the old, slow, ominous zombies)
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