The Prologue to John, according to the LOLcat Bible:
1 In teh beginz is teh meow, and teh meow sez "Oh hai Ceiling Cat" and teh meow iz teh Ceiling Cat. 2 Teh meow an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz in teh begins.
3 Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him. 4 Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite." 5 Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."
6 And teh Ceiling Cat haz dis otehr man; his naem iz John. 7 He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz mite bleev" 8 Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre. 9 Teh tru lite ov lotz of lite wuz comes, k?
10 He iz liek, "Oh hai, I mades u," but teh wurld duznt sees him. 11 He iz comes to his stuffs, but his stuffs sez "Do not want!" 12 And sum guyz did want, and sez "Teh Ceiling Cat pwns," and deez guyz iz liek his kidz— 13 But not liek reel kidz, k? Iz liek teh Ceiling Cats kidz.
14 Teh cat macro comez dwn frm Ceiling (omg) and he is lives wif us. We is sees teh glorie taht is frum teh one n only; him come from teh dad wif teh grace and teh truth.
HT to Songbird for the idea.