
You might be a church dork if...
...starting in June, you eagerly anticipate your new UCC desk calendar...
...you measure time by the liturgical year more than the seasons, school year, or national holidays...
...you can't wait for General Synod to roll around again...
...one of your favorite places to be is in an empty sanctuary...
...you collect Bibles, hymnals and/or books of worship...
...you become giddy when the pastor of another church looking to get rid of its pews half-jokingly offers you one...
...you find the quirks of parsonages charming rather than inconvenient.
So, who's got one they'd like to share?