
Church sign messages are also ripe for parody, and I decided to have some fun on Twitter last week by creating a hashtag called #lesscatchychurchsigns. The concept is what it sounds like: what might be some sign messages that wouldn't be quite cute and catchy enough to put up on the marquee? The meme caught on, and people seemed to have a lot of fun with it. Here are some of my contributions:
Our Church is Air-Conditioned. Also, We Pray.
You Think It's Hot Here? We'll Get Rain By Thursday So That'll Help
1 Cross + 3 Nails + 2 Extra Services = 5 Easter Things
I Hate Coming Out Here To Change This
GODISNOWHEREI'MNOTGOODATSPACING
Dusty Bibles Probably Mean Other Things In Your House Are Also Dusty
CH__CH If You Took Our U And R Please Return Them
Imagine All The Puns You Could Make Spelling It "Son" Instead Of "Sun"
If We Post Something Clever Enough, You'll Start Coming Here, Right?
Wal-Mart Isn't The Only Saving Place. Target And Giant Eagle Have Fairly Competitive Prices
New! Innovative! Ground-Breaking! Not Your Grandmother's Church! Bake Sale This Sunday
Never Place A Bracket Where God Started The Sentence With A Parenthesis
Never Place A Question Mark Where God Wasn't Asking A Question
Never Place A Period Where God Wasn't Done Talking, You Buttface
In Essentials Unity, In Non-Essentials Diversity, In All Things Punctuality